Road Trip Insanity

The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.

Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!

Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.

by roadmaster1217 October 14, 2010

toasted on the inside

The feeling of a full-body high and becoming high behind your eyes.

John hit the pipe 3x, started speaking nonsense and was definitely toasted on the inside.

by kingcron September 18, 2013

too stupid to insult

Used when someone is stupid enough to the point where if you were to insult them, they wouldn't get it.

Person 1: Is Halo based off a true story?
Person 2: You are literally too stupid to insult

by le anon November 9, 2013

institutionalized

1. What a military service person becomes when they've re-enlisted so many times, and have spent so many years in the service, they no longer feel they would be safe or can make a life outside the military installation's fence. They also can no longer relate to civilian life-style or understand it anymore. 2. What a convicted criminal becomes when they've spent so many years behind bars away from life outside the prison walls.

1. After 8 years in, we knew our son had become institutionalized when he expressed he didn't want to get out because he felt military service was the only guarantee to a secure and stable future. 2. After spending 20 years in prison, Lazy Eyed Larry was paroled, but he had a hard time adjusting to life on the outside because he had become institutionalized.

by Vincent Trace July 27, 2008

Insanity

The knowledge that you’re totally, absolutely, completely normal. They’re the crazy ones.

My insanity is heartwarming.

by Collin Moore Shenanigans June 9, 2018

insy

A texting or chatting term used to abbreviate the phrase "I'm not sure, yet."

John: When are you going on that date?
Bri: Insy.

by Hanh-Nhi Pham January 12, 2010

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

by Debate December 24, 2007