blockermore

A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not so hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore

by SOX Boy February 3, 2006

Mock-Block

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.

You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.

by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009

moose blocker

When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.

Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.

by MarcoTheNewfie January 14, 2010

cop blocked

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.

I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.

by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010

cock block master

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking

Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

by blaze bro 22 April 8, 2011

Clock Block

When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.

I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.

by redcard101 March 14, 2012

snot blocker

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.

I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014