indian package

When a girl and a guy are having anal sex and the girl shits during. The result is a messy brown cocktail...

"Oh that hurts, shit i think i need a poo..."
"Oh don't worry ahhhhh fuck... your having an indian package"
"I think we need to break up"

by Scuba2steve July 24, 2007

Sizzlin' gas package

A 2 for 1 special, know what I'm sayin'?....as long as you have a coupon.

"What's your style?"
"The sizzlin' gas package."

by Tito Magnolia May 13, 2005

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

Picasso

The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.

dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!

dude 2: what man

dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!

dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !

by Kast Kidd December 8, 2009

Care Package

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

by Dargonball January 3, 2018