Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

apple sacks

low hanging ball sacks

Ashley enjoys apple sacks!

by Vadim Spam October 30, 2010

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

Anal Apple

An apple that has been inserted into the ass of a pornstar, taken out, and then eaten.

Was this apple caramelized before it went into that ass, or is that shit? Either way I'm eating this anal apple.

by BrandonI. August 21, 2011

Apple Hole

A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.

That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.

If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.

Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!

by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010

mr.apple

-noun
a.Another cock-sucker from PR who should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.

He is so disliked, in fact, that god is quoted in Genesis 1:19 as saying, "mr.apple? I heard that crack head sucks dicks. Fuck that nigger"

Nobody likes you. Get the fuck out PR & CZ.

b. A synonym for "Cock Sucker"

"Oh, Johnny is such a mr.apple.."

"Fuck you, you dirty mr.apple!"

by MarcellusWallace July 10, 2009