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I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
by Person (: August 20, 2010
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state tech ag central college tech

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"
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Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!
by meow2u3 February 23, 2008
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kill your dad, then die of old age

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
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your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.
by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009
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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
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NAF (New Age Furry/ies)

A group of furries that is dedicated to the welbing, upkeep,and happiness of the furry fandom. It is a system close to a government for the fandom and all furries are invited to join. It is mainly based on ifunny.

All members are required to follow certain rules to be in the NAF to insure its survival and to keep confilct to a minimum.

You can join the NAF by kiking it's leader (my self) at alex_wolf_furry

All furies are welcome to join
The NAF (New Age Furry/ies) is a small group.
by Alexwolffurry September 21, 2014
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