Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.

by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024

logic

when you make a decision with good judgement

I made a logic decision

by rey29 November 12, 2017

logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.

Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.

by Jekr June 12, 2019

Logic

When Tyler Williams sucks a bunch of cocks and gargles down the jizz.

Look at that homo Tyler explaining his logic...

by Imnottherealbob June 11, 2019