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Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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jona'e

Jona'e is THE BEST girl in the entire world! She's super pretty, very sweet! She's extremely funny, and knows all the right things to say. Even if she's thousands of miles away, she knows how to make you smile, with a simple text. When you see her, she brightens up your day. She loves to play video games! If you ever met a Jona'e, you can't help but love her! One look into her eyes, and you're under her spell. So if you know one, your very lucky!
"Woah, she's so cool. What's her name?"

"Jona'e!"
by jjluvsssuu1 May 24, 2024
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Jonah

Hi, I'm Jonah, actually :3
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Joaner

A Joaner is someone from southside dublin who is known to be a degenerate of his group of friends from decision making to being absolutely goosed on the sesh and life
Anyone heard from Tom? Supposedly he went back to Megan’s house got sick rang his boss looking for bag and took a shit in his porch. Fuck sake why is he such a Joaner
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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joanessie

A common name with very strong and beautiful people who are very loving and kind
Joanessie is cute
by 55555dady December 14, 2024
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Jonamarathon

Your friend Jonathan just keeps on talking and talking and talking.
Man that guy just went on a Jonamarathon about his family drama.
by Buzzkillington December 20, 2024
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