grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.

Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"

by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012

Grandma Body

When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.

"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."

"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

grandma's stairs

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Grandma Sticker

A roast used to destroy a specific person . An insult so profound and personal that they lose all will to live.

“I had enough of Kyle’s shit, so I hit that bitch with the grandma sticker; I made fun of his dead mother. He hasn’t talked to me since.”

by Alex Chaddy Daddy May 9, 2018

grandmpa

a grandma and grandpa together or you just spelt those words wrong.

person: i love my grandmpa!
other person: what’s a grandmpa?

by a weirdo who likes tawog December 4, 2022

Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.

"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

by Meistro69 March 17, 2014

Weed grandma

Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer

Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma

by Weed grandma July 21, 2017