firey dragon

When, while a girl/guy is giving a blowjob, you push down on their head right as you cum, causing it to fly out of their nose like a dragon breathing fire.

My girlfriend wouldn't swallow so I gave her a firey dragon.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

sleeping dragon

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.

Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.

by nm February 6, 2004

Dragon Lady

A severely sociopathic woman. 1.)Typically a despondant man's wife of many years. see - drinking elbow 2.)A fucking lonely bitch!

"Your wife kicked you out of the house and then spray-painted pedophile wagon on your van?! - "Yep, she's a real dragon lady."

"So I married a dried up old dragon lady who couldn't reserect the strength to beep her LifeSign button, let alone reach orgasm."

by fuckhead joe July 4, 2007

Dragon Slayer

1- A knight's long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- Hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the "princess" (a very painful and long process)
3- "You have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess"

Dirk- Hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
Brian- yeah, I was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
Dirk- Well man, you are the best dragon slayer I know.

by Hey Ladies July 2, 2008

Dragon

A large lizard who's only weakness is medieval swords

I tried to shoot the dragon, but the bullets just bounced off, so i just poked him with my iron sword instead.

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

dragon hiss

To courageously spit water at someone who is laughing, cackling, or guffawing at you.

If you don't stop laughing at me, I'll have to dragon hiss you.

by yvolanda November 11, 2006

Slap Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon

by Skooker April 20, 2011