Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardednes

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Retarded

Cody and Jesse's relationship

Your relationship with Jimmy is retarded

by Dumb, crazy, stupid October 15, 2016