Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

Greater Existence Cycle

A catchall terminology for the idea that you continue to exist as yourself beyond your death, through some either ascendence or metamorphosis of form.

This encompasses ideas such as Heaven, Hell, Spirits, Reincarnation, Nirvana, and other forms. Essentially, if you, the person, the ego, continue to exist after your own death.

This does not encompass things like your legacy or your will, as those are tangible actions that follow material cause and effect, rather than an abstract conceptual existence.

Gerard: "Hey man, wanna go ghost hunting with me?"

Davis: "Nah, I don't believe in any Greater Existence Cycle (G.E.C)"

Gerard: "That is why we need you, to be the skeptic on our team, as the one person who believes it is all over, man!"

by Generally Ginger January 19, 2025

non-existant

what other things are, absolutely nothing/0.

other things are non-existant.

by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025

Grand Existing

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.

This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.

by Woke Seed May 30, 2025

Sad excuse of a living person

Gavin.

This guy is a sad excuse of a living person

by Gordon Adams June 4, 2025

Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025