Fatherless

Insult used when you talk to a dream Stan or a cringy kid

Person: I Stan dream
Chad: you're fatherless

by Arandomwordknower July 18, 2022

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022

Father

Something you looked up because you don’t have.

You father went to get milk because your unloveable.

by Mercurary November 8, 2022

Father

Someone you don't have.

"Where's your father, John?"

by slushiithefurry November 19, 2022

father ketc

The name of a person who is a father and for some reason has Ketc at the end...? They also seem to have 94 children, all the time.

That's just weird...

Person A: "Who is that person?"
Person B: "They seem like father ketc."

by Messie Paralysis January 9, 2023

Father

Non-existent

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.

by Melly Jelly January 20, 2023