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Roman

David:“I saw Roman the other day
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
by Baby Huey213 November 30, 2021
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roman

a little ass licking twat who smells like baby biscuits but is a horrible twat and will hurt you and if he has a friend called luca, run
jodie: wow luca ur fit

other:no run his friend is called roman
by jodief2006 February 17, 2020
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roman

Roman: "Thomas...I thought I was your hero."
by toaster trash August 27, 2020
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Roman friends

This term, associated mainly with two men, in a hidden gay relationship. The term of “Roman friend” comes from Ancient Rome, where two men would great each other this way. It’s a word for a hidden gay relationship in our time
Speaker one: Hey Speaker two, did you hear that Person one kissed person two on the lips?
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
by Rexertom August 6, 2025
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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Roman

A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.

Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.

Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.
by Kurokenji November 22, 2021
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