twat pocket

to warm up a hot pocket, cut 1 end off and fuck it

the fat lonely man made a twat pocket after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Joe Fwice March 31, 2008

Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.

Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.

by Rockon1885 December 22, 2008

pocket rocket

a small vibrating dildo.

"That chick is packin a pocket rocket

by RelaxedCrazyMan November 22, 2003

pocket pussies

in texas hold'em, getting dealt two queens as your hand

My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.

by K-Hansen December 14, 2008

Pocket Dimension

A separate dimension where things mysteriously go when lost, they are trapped with the many pens and pencils among other things we do not speak of :)

Man 1: yo i guess my binder went to the pocket dimension cause it has disappeared.
Man 2: Aw man I'm sorry, but you won't get it back from the pocket dimension.

by Peanutbuttersquirel June 3, 2018

running pockets

pickpocketing

I member bein in high skool where niggaz used to run the freshman's pockets.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

gangster pocket

A prisoners asshole, where he/she stores their weapons or drugs before entering prison

Yo gangsta, go squeeze out my meth out yo gangster pocket before your booty juice leaks in it

by Anthony Sargenitals April 7, 2008