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Creatine Pimpin'

Used to describe a Meathead who lifts to get girls and achieves his goal of muscle gain through the use of creatine
A: Yo, Johnny is gettin jacked, he's gonna pull mad bitties
B: He ain't jacked, He Creatine Pimpin'
by Brandon D.S. July 6, 2006
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Crease

Verb. To place ones boner in another's ass crack whilst engaging in the act of spooning.
Note: Boners may be had by both partners but it is important that the large spoon's boner be in the the little spoon's crack.
"It was really nice, we cuddled on the couch and watched Jersey Shore."
"So you didn't get ANY action?"
"No! We totally creased!"
"Oh, I love a good crease session."
by jdandy January 20, 2010
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Creasm

The result after eating too much cream. Especially after an extraordinarily large serving of nachos, bread and butter pudding or a cheesymite scroll.
Clive: I'm so full, I could just... Ohh-oh-ohmygod-ohhhhh yeah... Ohhhhh...
Kevin: Dude, did you just creasm?
Clive: Sure did. More nachos?
Kevin: No way man, they're covered in creasm-fluid - gross!
by creasm_queen September 13, 2010
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creative fuck

The unability to create or produce Something creative caused by several things like too much thinking,nervosity or fear just to name a few reasons!
Dad: Hey Jerry what are you working on right now?

Jerry: i tried to draw a masterpiece of a picture but nothing senseful comes into my mind i think i'm suffering under a creative fuck.

Dad: Well son try it at an other day maybe better results comes out then.

Jerry: Yeah you right!
by gabmouth October 15, 2012
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Creased

/kuh.rēsd/

An adjective used to describe anguish felt by an individual presented with a difficult or unfortunate situation.
Friend: Guess what happened today, bro?

Other Friend: What, dude?

Friend: I trusted a fart and a surprise trickled down my leg and into my favorite shoe... Worst day ever.

Other Friend: Creased...
by Christablazer May 20, 2018
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crease

someone who wears those kind of shirts that are meant to be creased and looks silly
"ste crease"
by Payt January 8, 2004
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crease your pants

v. To have sex. The term comes from when pants are on the ground for a night, they tend to get creases in them.
Bridget: So, who's creasing your pants?
Ellie: None of your business.

Keith: So I creased my pants last night...

Mark: So I got my pants creased last night...

Beth: I've been creasing Keith's pants since January 08.

Lenny: Hey Jill, I'd like to crease your pants.
by MC Hammer II January 21, 2009
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