Richard Bateman 

An amazing person. Probably the best one you could ever meet! He's kind, loving and funny. He can show every emotion possible and can cheer you up whenever it is needed.

I guarantee it would be impossible for you to fine someone better than him. I count myself as being so very lucky that he is mine and that I am his.
Please be mine for the rest of my life! Marry me? We'll make a family?

I love you so much, Richard Eoin Bateman, it's hard to believe.

Please Richard Bateman, make me the happiest girl in the world!

Richard Bateman by YourLorrylu October 19, 2011

Richard Leakey 

A brilliant scientist who also happens to be a total badass. He discovered several dozen important fossils of prehistoric humans that completely rewrote our theories of human origins and appeared on the cover of Time Magazine...all before he was thirty. But being an awesome scientist wasn't enough for Leakey. He became a conservationist, and was appointed director of Kenya's Anti-poaching agency. He ordered park rangers to shoot and kill poachers on sight, and gave them high-powered assault rifles and Apache helicopters to help them do it. In 1989, he organized a raid that confiscated three tons of poached ivory, which he publicly burned as a giant "fuck you" to poachers. But Kenya's corrupt president wouldn't let Leakey pursue corrupt officials in the Park system. So Leakey founded his own political party dedicated to fighting corruption in Kenya. Leakey soon became director of Kenya's Civil Service, giving him control of the country's government employees, the police force, and the army. Leakey tried to use his power to fight corruption, but his political opponents tried everything to stop him: they sabotaged his plane, causing a fiery crash that caused Leakey to lose both of his legs, hired gangs of thugs to beat him up, and even publicly flogged him and beat him with an iron pipe. Leakey survived, but he lost his job when his corrupt enemies forced him out of office.

Richard Leakey's a total badass that nobody's ever heard of. He is a brilliant scientist and anticorruption fighter who has survived over a dozen assassination attempts, yet he still kicks ass...despite having no legs. Even more amazingly, he never graduated high school!

Richard Leakey by betelgeux March 9, 2013

Richard Stallman 

Richard Stallman is an American Minecraft Youtuber. His channel was created in 2019 and he often posts short videos, often in collaboration with Swag Gaming. However, Richard is best known for playing on the 2b2t anarchy server with friends.

Richard Stallman is my favorite youtuber!

Richard Stallman by linuxer September 25, 2023

Richard Young

Mastermind behind such John Mayer internet message groups as "My Stupid Mouth", and interviewer of John Mayer.

Also a one time lover of Grammy Winner John Mayer.

Richard Young gives great blow jobs.

and

Did you see that video tape of John Mayer and Richard Young having sex? It was better than Paris Hilton!

Richard Young by JohnMayer February 24, 2005

richard sparks

bitch, has a midget wang, that is 10 yards wide. full of himself and thinks he gets mad ass, when in reality he gets NO ASS.

rich you need to chill you little bitch

richard sparks by pigeon April 20, 2005

Richard Simmons Poop 

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

Richard Simmons Poop by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

Richard Gere 

A guy who is not well endowed. Not having the right equipment in the bedroom department. An actor best known from the film, Pretty Woman.

Girl 1: You said he had a big dick.
Girl 2: he didnt?
Girl 1: This muthafucka got Richard Gere.

Richard Gere by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019