ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.

Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.

by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009

Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Hugo's Law

No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.

person 1-"Whoa I googled the word 'printer' and came up with naked man in a cowboy hat."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."

by Theymademedarko April 23, 2011

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021