Tit-Cakes

Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Chicago, IL (USA)

Tit-cakes describes a person who speaks inaudibly fast with a subtle undertone of arrogance. While his/her intentional are good, the manner in which he/she verbal conveys his thoughts can be interpreted as insulting.

2) I could not understand a word of Tit-cakes question; he speaks way to fast.

1) After Tit-cakes answered my question, I asked him to repeat his answer, as his first response was unintelligibly fast.

by Bared Jerman August 20, 2007

Tit Sauce

The jiz on the teet. Tit Sauce.

Ok, ok, now Nicole like my tit sauce off of naomi's chesticles.

by iamthemarauder January 23, 2009

Tit Sneeze

The act of violently emitting Human Female breasts at high velocity from one's nose, usually accompanied by wet, warm mucous discharge. Most only accomplished by those who possess Dick Noses.

When I am near hay I Tit Sneeze.

I laughed so hard I sneezed tits

by Weenus Johson III September 27, 2010

tit for tat

When a woman's tit is seen accidentally by a man, it is only right that the man show his "package" to her as well.
And if you're lucky, it may lead to something else..

Also works vice versa.

Sue: You've seen my tit. It's time to show me some tat. *wink*
Sam: Tit for tat.. I should have known.

by hermandude December 9, 2008

tit in a wringer

This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.

"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.

(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."

(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.

"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"

by bettie May 8, 2005

Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008