Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.
That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!
by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008
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Nipple Dick

A small penis; a penis that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.
Poor guy, his dick is as small as a nipple. How could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. What a nipple dick.
by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008
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