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Holy fuck buckets 

A phrase used when in shock or surprised.
girl 1: miley cyrus just won the oscar
girl 2: HOLY FUCK BUCKETS! THAT IS GREAT!
People are idiots nowadays. Heck is a G-rated word, hell is PG, and shit is PG-13.
Holy heck, people are darn stupid!
holy heck by dangnuggets July 21, 2016

Holy Hand Grenade 

After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.
After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.
Holy Hand Grenade by HlyHndGren October 16, 2019

Holy Grail 

A Version of the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which before the mixture is “pooped” the person with the laxatives (the “vessel” in this specific case) is blessed by a priest, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope, pastor, monk, nun, or deacon.
“I need a priest to do a Holy Grail.”
Holy Grail by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Holy Name 

A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.
Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.
Holy Name by Maria Lawrence September 21, 2005

Holy Zarquan's singing fish 

An explicative used to discribe surprise. Used in the book, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.
Holy Zarquan's Singing Fish!



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