1 definition by Maria Lawrence
A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.
Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.
by Maria Lawrence September 1, 2005