cuntglove

A pad > for periods

A glove for a vagina when bleeding.

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I can see her cuntglove!
Ugh! I just got my period. Now I have to wear a cuntglove.

by Kaelakinz September 11, 2016

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cumvelope

An envolope fillied to the brim with ejaculate. In a game similar to soggy biscuit, an envolope is exchanged between male participants who each in turn add their own load to the envelope before the envelope finds its way to the reciever.

"Hey Rob, want to join in our cumvelope? "

"Im gonna identify everyone based on the flavours when I finally get that cumvelope"

by roundhousetreegekko October 2, 2020

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Canelope

It’s like a cantaloupe but if you try hard enough, you can-elope. (eeeyyyyyyy)

“I would be with you, but I cantelope”

“Well if you keep practicing, soon you canelope”

by Matchachacha November 5, 2021

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canteloupe

A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.

Kweif and Amy eloped in Vegas last weekend, but Joe and Gigi canteloupe.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

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Cuntellectual

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.

"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."

by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022

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