Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

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Elope

To run off with a lover and be secretly married, usually without the knowledge/consent of one's parents and family.

Ralph: "Hey did you hear that last January Jeremy and Courtney decided to elope and then celebrate in Niagara Falls?"

Joy: "Wow! They're married?! They've only known each other for a month! How romantic!"

Ralph: "It's the greatest love story of our time!"

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elope

Two lovers running away from all that they have known to escape society and go do it.

"Me and Shizumi-san are eloping. We aren't coming back anytime soon."

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Elope

Running way with a love one at a young age. Getting married underage.

"Screech you can't elope"
"Don't call me a cantaloupe you melon head."

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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