cumvelope

An envolope fillied to the brim with ejaculate. In a game similar to soggy biscuit, an envolope is exchanged between male participants who each in turn add their own load to the envelope before the envelope finds its way to the reciever.

"Hey Rob, want to join in our cumvelope? "

"Im gonna identify everyone based on the flavours when I finally get that cumvelope"

cumvelope by roundhousetreegekko October 2, 2020

bumvelope 

If a parcel has been delivered to you via clenched bumcheeks, it is said to have been delivered in a 'bumvelope'.

My sandwidge arrived in a bumvelope.

bumvelope by David Hogan July 20, 2008

cuntelope 

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Gumvelope 

A chewing gum disposal system that allows for the convenient, sanitary and pleasant disposal of chewing gum, configured to receive one or more pieces of used chewing gum

The girl used the Gumvelope that was on the restaurant table to dispose of her chewing-gum, which not only impressed the young man she was dinning with, but made the restaurant owner smile.

Gumvelope by Gumvelope March 7, 2011

Bumvelope 

An envelope full of roaches and bud scraps that is given to a bum

Where should I put this out?

Oh no, put it in the Bumvelope!

Bumvelope by Bleezy503 May 18, 2011

Cumveloping 

That act of ejaculating into a postage envelope out of spite for the sender or because it was there. This may be done with or without the intent of mailing it to the sender.

"My old church keeps sending envelopes to collect offerings from me, but they just become Cumvelopes."
Cumvelope Cumveloping

Cumveloping by ProfanEDDIE June 9, 2015