Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).

All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.

by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008

Notre Dame Fairfield

A catholic school in Fairfield, CT but borders Trumbull, Easton, and Bridgeport. Mostly kids are from Bridgeport, the dirty valley, Milford and waste haven. Once in a while you'll see a wealthy kid from Fairfield or Easton. Hanging out at the Trumbull mall or eating at merit canteen seems to be the cool thing to do after school. The boys hockey games are taken very seriously especially when playing again rival Prep. Many of these hockey players try to live the "dream" of maybe one day playing in the NHL but clearly it will never happen. Many kids that graduate from here go on to do nothing or community college which proves nd education is a waste of your parents money. The teachers there either love or hate their job because there getting paid almost nothing. Driving 30 minutes to a party doesnt't seem to phase people. Most of your friends with be in summer school detention for being late or absent too many time. It's basically filled with "good" kids who don't know how to party and find more exciting things to do such as watching Disney movies on Friday nights. It should be called Notre Dame Bridgeport because the schools a shit hole and many people never move on from there "ND high school experience" and will never fully enjoy college because of that. Its nicer than Trinity in Stamford but shittier than Saint Joe's in Trumbull. Football sucks and boys basketball is only a little bit better. If you enjoy shitty parties, teachers who hate there job, ridiculous rules, cocky hockey players, white trash people who think there better than everyone else go right ahead 70% of your fellow class mates will go on to be nothing and do nothing. So if you catch yourself saying "you can't hide that lancer pride" in the stands of ND games, save your self and transfer because they'll be one good party a year and it'll be talked about for following years.

JESSICA: hey after the notre dame fairfield hockey game lets go back to amy's in milford to watch Beauty and the Beast, its one of our favorites!
Liz: Sure, sounds like a blast. I can't believe kyle jake lauren and courtney are going to party after this... there just mad that can't be in our sober gay clique.
Jessica: OMG your so right. And i can't belive stephanie got the same color north phase as me lets not talk to her for a week lets make sure shes not invited to amys.
Liz: sounds legit!

by BirdieBalls August 22, 2008

c note

1.A $100 bill
2.a rapper from the Bahamas(you might of not heard of him yet, but hes good)

1.Your wife gave me a c note for giving her head.
2.Damn, C Note freestyles for 15 minutes

by c note March 22, 2005

note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

by Nadia July 9, 2004

Nokee Badsmith

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.

"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."

by Reenie Mac Reenie July 29, 2004

notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notey

Shorthand for a notification on Facebook

Mike: "Oh man, something I said on Facebook must have really pissed someone off last night."

Logan: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, I woke up to seven noteys this morning."

by osittyo August 2, 2012