Ryan: "Hey Mike, I thought you guys were leaving 30 minutes ago!"
Mike: "Yeah, I`ve been waiting on Sherri. She`s been on fembrace status since we originally said we were going to leave."
Mike: "Yeah, I`ve been waiting on Sherri. She`s been on fembrace status since we originally said we were going to leave."
by osittyo December 21, 2010

Mike: "Oh man, something I said on Facebook must have really pissed someone off last night."
Logan: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, I woke up to seven noteys this morning."
Logan: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, I woke up to seven noteys this morning."
by osittyo August 02, 2012

When one is using the toilet and poops, the poop falls directly under the anus of the person on the toilet and the water in the toilet shoots straight into the person's anus.
by osittyo April 22, 2011
