When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

Van Notee Special by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

G Note

one note on the piano that makes all emos lose their SHIT while crying dark eyeliner and sitting in a corner screeching the words while crying to death. used in the song Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

music teacher: okay kids we are learning a new song on the piano it is called welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance.
emo kid: no...no...nonononoNO
music teacher:*plays the g note*
emo kid: *screaming: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY*

G Note by yeemo August 27, 2017

G Note

The well known beginning to the song Welcome To The Black Parade by former band My Chemical Romance. It's the key G on the piano played at the beginning of the song. It will make repressed emo people lose their shit and violently cry eyeliner.

Non-emo: "Hey, I just found this really cool song!"
Repressed emo: Cool! What's it called?
Non-emo: Welcome To The Black Parade! *G Note plays*
Emo: *violently crying eyeliner and screaming the lyrics*

G Note by Awful_Fangirl August 13, 2016

G-note

Aka: Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhh
How to kill a emo (repressed or not)
Use it carefully as it causes great pain and can cause an emo to go into shock until MCR gets back together (you might be there a while)

Annoying person: *plays g-note*

Emo: Stabs other person with eyeliner before sacrificing them to Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray (and departed Bob)

G-note by Forgotten_Yeemo_Trash May 19, 2018

Death Note

boy finds notebook and kills half of humanity's population while an emo detective who eats too much sugar is on his ass

death note is cool
ok

Death Note by trixites August 5, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026