colitus

That upset stomach following vigorous sex

Doofy fucked so hard he’s got a major case of colitus.

by That’s not my name May 16, 2018

comfty

Shortening version of comfortable with added "t".

It often implies casual, friendly comfort and with added "t" it is also more comfortable to pronounce it.

Boobs of my girlfriend Rana are very comfty.

by Jogurt113 April 20, 2018

Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.

What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
- ...
Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)

by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018

Comic

A art form that anyone can make. Some are about Stupid Politics, others Batman. Most are bad, but all of the ones that are good, are awesome.

Tim: what’s your favorite Comic?
Rachel: I really like “Life of Teddy”

by Jasper Rocks September 24, 2018

Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018

Comatoast

Beat someone to near death with a steamy baguette

Officer: So?
Detective: Looks like he suffered a comatoast

by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018