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wastemon 

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.
Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
wastemon by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014
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Jenny: This is a weird mug, why did you buy this, it definitely is a waste of money.
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Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.
That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.
Time Waster by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

Waste of time 

"Hey, is that broom-pseudo sport on televsion?"

"Yes, it's actually called curling and it's a waste of time."
Waste of time by AldousHuxtable February 21, 2010

waste of makeup 

1. In reference to an event or a day when little was accomplished.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.
Today was totally a waste of makeup.
waste of makeup by lpr January 13, 2005

waste of time 

Meet the Spartans sums it up.
I SAW MEET THE SPARTANS... what a waste of time, I want my hour and a half back
waste of time by kovacks May 4, 2008

Face The Waste!! 

It's what you say to your friend when hes fucked up off drugs or alcoholic beverages or if he taps out from a session
Uuhh fuck that im good off that hash

Face The Waste!!