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When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
by PhilMiddy June 07, 2016
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