6 definitions by lpr
1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm
After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."
"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
by lpr January 5, 2005
A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
by lpr January 14, 2005
"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.
"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
1. In reference to an event or a day when little was accomplished.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.
by lpr January 14, 2005
1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
1. In reference to a manipulative teenage girl in Chicago.
2. Refers to an incident that she had with a boyfriend where they were about to have sex, but didn't have condoms. They searched through her parents' drawers, and when they couldn't find one, she said "well, why don't we use saran wrap?"
3. Now used as an insult towards the aforementioned girl, given that she mistreats all humans she comes in contact with.
4. Alludes to her idiocy.
2. Refers to an incident that she had with a boyfriend where they were about to have sex, but didn't have condoms. They searched through her parents' drawers, and when they couldn't find one, she said "well, why don't we use saran wrap?"
3. Now used as an insult towards the aforementioned girl, given that she mistreats all humans she comes in contact with.
4. Alludes to her idiocy.
by lpr January 14, 2005