frozen scrubby blumpkin

getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.

I ate an ice cream sandwhich and was watching Scrubs while receiving a blumpkin making it a frozen scrubby blumpkin.

frozen scrubby blumpkin by 616 straz October 28, 2008

Classy Blumpkin 

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

Classy Blumpkin by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009

golden blumpkin 

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

golden blumpkin by tophieCC March 11, 2010

peter peter blumpkin eater 

after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".

"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"

peter peter blumpkin eater by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin 

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.

Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.

I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!

Reverse Blumpkin by SessyPung423 November 2, 2014

one-man blumpkin 

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

one-man blumpkin by poops mcallister July 3, 2006