the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.
"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...
"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...
"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...
"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006