kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006

fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...

"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."

by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006

boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...

"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."

by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006

fudge mountain

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...

"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006

dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.

"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."

by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006

dirty rodriguez

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.

"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."

by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006