quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
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jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
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fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...
"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
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boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
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clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...
"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
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fudge trail

this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.
"That fat bitch had a fudge trail the size of the GArden State ParkWay!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
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dirty nikki

the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...
"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
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