KevinCA$H's definitions

queef

a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz fuckhole after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...

"i banged that fuckbag for an hour and finished her with a dirty jabbar; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."

by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006

fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...

"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."

by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006

boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...

"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...

"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

dirty nikki

the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...

"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...

"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006