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n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.
by Chad Pitt July 01, 2009
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