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fred coates 

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit
oi fred coates you are a fat cunt
fred coates by u r a mut July 19, 2019

Stevia coating 

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
Stevia coating by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020

Chocolate-Coated Banana 

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

Alfie Coates 

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
Alfie Coates by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

Kansas Coathook 

When you have to drive to Kansas for an abortion because Oklahoma and Texas banned them.
The girl I scored with at the bar last week called and said she might be pregnant. Oklahoma banned abortions this week so I had to get a Kansas Coathook.
Kansas Coathook by Summitlt April 13, 2022

Winter Coating 

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.
Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.
Winter Coating by Gostik December 7, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2025