Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush May 15, 2012

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

emo in a trench coat

JD

See that emo in a trench coat?
Yeah that dude is such a JD

by HenryTheMoth March 30, 2017

Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.

When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

COAT

Chance Of Acting Tonight

- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too

by [.] March 24, 2019

Coat Cheese

A synonym for smegma

Smells like coat cheese

by Darth Dragonzord January 4, 2025

snitch coat

One or more people that cover up or protect a snitch.

Im not able to to give that snitch the stiches he deserves because of all the damn snitch coats around him protecting his lousy Looser ass

by butt smoker May 25, 2014