Jizzfart

When you are jerking and you fart and cum so hard

I was fapping and I farted so hard I came
So I jizzfart

by Nocry May 25, 2018

Jizztard

A retard who doesn't know how to jizz.
Or how to masterbate.

Bob Marley was a Jizztard

by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011

jizzjazz

is a sweet lil jigg when you jizz

i was watching some hardcore porn last night and i jizzjazzed all over the place

by f.u.c.k.youmom July 5, 2010

jizzjacker

Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.

A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.

v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.

You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.

I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.

I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.

by Mora Hastits December 16, 2006

Jizzjackal

A female that craves semen.

Frank: Denise blew me, Terry ,and Johnny. She is such a jizzjackal.

by Meatpiston January 7, 2011

jizzarf

a combination of jizz and barf, presumably resulting from a drunken sexual coupling, perhaps inside a nice new Jeep.

Oh man, there is jizzarf everywhere in this nice new jeep. It smells terrible! Who did this?

by joslam September 24, 2018