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jizzarf

a combination of jizz and barf, presumably resulting from a drunken sexual coupling, perhaps inside a nice new Jeep.
Oh man, there is jizzarf everywhere in this nice new jeep. It smells terrible! Who did this?
by joslam September 24, 2018
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Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
by 1921 June 1, 2011
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Jizzraffe

The act of a man masturbating until climax and then penetrating a vagina as he climaxes. The meaning of the name is a homage to giraffes who ejaculated as they thrust durint attempted penetration.
Friend: Did you guys fuck?
Me: Nah Viv was too tired so she told me to Jizzraffe her.
Friend: what a bawz move!
Me: Hell yeah Brother!
by bawzzy December 3, 2020
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Jizzard

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
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jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche
by evak April 6, 2008
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jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011
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Jizzard

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.
"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"
by CleeTorith February 20, 2023
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