spiky poo

The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.

man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'

man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'

by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005

Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006

Spiknic

this is the joke definition of "a Hispanic picnic". Of course it's not meant to be discriminating or offensive, some people are just too fucking stupid to understand the humorous side of cultural diversity.

Tom: Hey, what do you call a bunch of Guatemalan guys going to the park?

John: I dunno, what?

Tom: A spiknic!
John: ROFL

by Chrome & Blood January 29, 2009

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Demon Spike

The empty and horrible feeling of guilt you feel in your gut after doing something stupid or embarassing while drunk. Typically felt first thing in the morning.

We went out last night and Charlie got wasted and pissed himself. I bet he has the hugest demon spike this morning.

I banged a tranny without a condom...I have the hugest demon spike.

by T MoneySC April 27, 2006

Great Lag Spike of Death

This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.

I tried to play Teh Build Box on Garrys Mod but we experienced The Great Lag Spike of Death.

by Teslarossa February 22, 2014

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006