helicopter

(v) to watch over someone, typically younger or weaker, with intense focus, as if they were a helicopter flying above them.

This mostly refers to parents who pay extremely close attention to their child, to the point where it's invasive on said child's life.

The boy was often helicoptered by his father; he couldn't even watch YouTube videos without being questioned by him.

by Teslarossa October 09, 2017

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

AD

AD means attention-deficit, or unable to pay attention.

That kid in the back of the class is so AD.. he never listens to the teacher.

by Teslarossa September 15, 2018

ManiaPlanet

Substitution to a well-known racing game called Trackmania. What really gives Maniaplanet a huge spike in popularity and ratings (at a short amount of time) is because of one thing, 3 words: High. End. Graphics. All thanks to the graphics, Maniaplanet's gameplay is better and more realistic than reality itself. It is currently under public development and their full completion will be scheduled in early 2018.

Guy 1) Trollmania sucks

Guy 2) Yeah, let's play Maniaplanet.

by Teslarossa April 26, 2013

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.

Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.

by Teslarossa November 16, 2013

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017