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this is the joke definition of "a Hispanic picnic". Of course it's not meant to be discriminating or offensive, some people are just too fucking stupid to understand the humorous side of cultural diversity.
Tom: Hey, what do you call a bunch of Guatemalan guys going to the park?

John: I dunno, what?

Tom: A spiknic!
John: ROFL
Spiknic by Chrome & Blood January 29, 2009
When you have an orgasm on a picnic date.
That Spiknic left him in cremo-land. Or. The ambrasia gave him a Spiknic
Spiknic by S-Volt November 10, 2022
Pronounced: (spick-nick)
A picnic on the grass of the side of a freeway, parkway, or
major highway. The picnic-ers usually seem to be oblivious to the presence of fast moving traffic only feet away.
Child: Look daddy, those people were having a picnic! Can we have a picnic there too?
Father: No son, that was a spicnic. You're not a spick son. At least not 100% spick.

spinichoke 

Single word that combines spinch and artichoke.
I hear they make a wonderfull Spinichoke dip thats served with toasted pita chips.
spinichoke by C M 2 September 20, 2019
A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).
"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."
spicnic by Etch September 11, 2006

spinican 

Spanish people who love niggers and the niggermonkey culture and defends all niggers.

Also:

Puerto Rican boys (and girls) who act, talk and look like niggers.
Look at Maria over there, she loves Daddy Yankee aka "The Spinican King"
spinican by Mike Hunt XXX January 18, 2010
an outdoor picnic consisting mostly of wetbacks or beanshitters or puerto ricans.
Man those beanshitters are having another spicnic?
spicnic by Mc Netty July 22, 2008
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