Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006

Spockcest

A term describing sexual congress between Spock and Spock Prime, the two versions of Spock as defined by the latest Star Trek film.

After seeing Star Trek, I immediately sat down and wrote some Spockcest fanfiction.

by Mr. Mercutio May 15, 2009

Spoccos

A new founded term to be used against mii's that can be perceived as violent alcoholics

That mii keeps drinking? Those fucking alcoholic spoccos

by BarkChipp June 25, 2022

Spockroasting

The sexual desire to be simultaneously penetrated orally and anally by actors who have played the Star Trek character Spock -- either in character or not.

"Bro, I've got huge crushes on Ethan Peck and Zachary Quinto."
"Oh, totally, Bro. I need those two Spockroasting me until I look like a Vulcan Cannoli."

by Messir May 1, 2024