dick fuck 

A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

dick fuck by Burger King Whore February 14, 2012

Dick head

A person with a penis attached to his head.............
DUH!

James is a dick head cuz there is a penis on his head.

Dick head by JOOSAFOOWIS October 2, 2005

Dick Farmer 

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

Dick Farmer by Mike Giard May 4, 2007

Dick rider 

a woman who uses the sex position where she is on top in a neeling position and the man is on his back between her legs and she rides up and down on his dick.

Kathy is a dick rider.

Dick rider by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] 

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you [get a good laugh out of it.

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] by lazerjhole July 25, 2010

Dick-knocker 

A man or woman who is interested in a man's sex organs, also know as "Your father"

Need there be one, yo?

Dick-knocker by Would you like to know December 30, 2002

Dick Gephardt 

The next U.S. President.

I'm voting for Dick Gephardt because I want to make my country great again.

Dick Gephardt by Anonymous May 15, 2003