dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock

i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.

by pab702 November 12, 2003

Dick Call

The female booty call, when you need a man but don't want to be tied down, just wanna get it in !

"Don't worry he was just a dick call!"

by Chelsey and Wayne October 2, 2010

dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Dick Blister

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

by William Ichord July 19, 2007

dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

dick park

When you live on a crowded city block and there is minimal parking during a snow storm. Both of your spots are shoveled out, and when you leave, you move one car to park in both spots, thus being a dick.

"We'll be leaving in a few minutes, I just pulled my car out and am waiting for Puck to dick park his"

by Pucksgirl February 8, 2010

gaunt dick

a nasty penis; very dirty not washed in days; full of germs and dieses

she says "i wouldnt never do him did you smell his gaunt dick"

he says "eeew nigga u gotta a gaunt dick"

by MR.MIND.YO.OWN LOL(= September 30, 2009