Dick-knocker 

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

Dick-knocker by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005

Dick-knocker 

A man or woman who is interested in a man's sex organs, also know as "Your father"

Need there be one, yo?

Dick-knocker by Would you like to know December 30, 2002

Dick knocker 

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

Dick knocker by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

Dick knocker 

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

Dick knocker by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

dick knickers 

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

dick knickers by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Knickers 

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.

fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers

Dick Knickers by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

he got his dick knocked stiff 

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023