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Dick-knocker 

A man or woman who is interested in a man's sex organs, also know as "Your father"
Need there be one, yo?

Dick knocker 

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.
Dick knocker by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

Dick knocker 

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.
Dick knocker by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

dick knickers 

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.
Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.
dick knickers by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Knickers 

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.
fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers
Dick Knickers by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

he got his dick knocked stiff 

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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