Cruster

One who is crusty; either in attitude, behavior, or appearance.

1: My boss was being a real cruster last night by not letting me go home.

2: Don't be such a cruster!

3: What happened to your hair? You look like a cruster today.

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

clusterphobia

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.

Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.

by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

clusterfucking

An orgy, sex en masse

It was a room full of people fucking, one giant clusterfuck

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016