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clusterphobia 

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
clusterphobia by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

Clusterphobia 

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.
As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.
Clusterphobia by Chefspam December 14, 2013

clusterphobia 

To have a sense of cabin fever while living in a concentrated housing development often called cluster townhouses in South Africa. These cluster townhouses can be seen on the outskirts of major city centres where space is abundant and these units often promise "security" in return for living space.
Dude1: "Dude I can't do this anymore, this clusterphobia is killing me"

Dude2: "Best you get out into the country and enjoy the open space then"
clusterphobia by foill August 23, 2008

clusterphobia 

Noun
The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic
I suffer from clusterphobia just thinking about government officials attempting any type of policy and/or decision making activity.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.
clusterphobia by jenabulla June 26, 2014

Clusterophobia 

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.
Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

Cluster phobia 

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.
My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
Cluster phobia by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016
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