Cluster-Fuck 

A terrible situation, when things are totally out of control.

How is life going for you these days?

My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.

Cluster-Fuck by charleshasideas April 26, 2010

Cluster-fuck 

1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.

2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.

3. Total & complete chaos.

"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."

"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"

Cluster-fuck by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010

cluster-fuck 

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation

your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)

cluster-fuck by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009

cluster-fuck 

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

cluster-fuck by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

cluster-fuck 

1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.

1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!

cluster-fuck by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

Cluster-fuck 

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.

1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.

Cluster-fuck by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014

Cluster-Fuck 

South-Sudan

Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck

Cluster-Fuck by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020