20 definitions by Black@Heart

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.
"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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A prisoner who has sex with other same-sex prisoners yet claims to be straight.
"Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."
by Black@Heart November 16, 2009
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When a gay person marries a straight person of the opposite sex in an attempt to hide the fact that he/she is gay. The straight partner does not usually know (or is in denial) that their intended partner is gay.
"Wow I am so surprised that Kyle is marrying Stephanie. I totally thought Kyle was gay."
"Kyle's as gay as a picnic basket, dude. He doesn't want his dad to know he's gay, so he's marrying a woman."
"Does Stephanie know?"
"Nope. She thinks he's straight. This is a cover marriage."
"That's chapped, man.
"Word."
by Black@Heart November 16, 2009
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Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.
Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!
by Black@Heart November 19, 2009
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(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
by Black@Heart December 13, 2009
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A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.
"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"
by Black@Heart January 31, 2010
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An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by Black@Heart September 8, 2010
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