Brown Bouys 

When a shit a mess of floating turds.

I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

Brown Bouys by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Brown Elevens 

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.

Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.

Brown Elevens by NoodleFag November 22, 2018

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

Brown Wine by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

Brown Zebra 

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

Brown Zebra by Plattimus July 18, 2020

Brown Pinky Promise 

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.

Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.

Brown Pinky Promise by Nosila Smada 13 December 18, 2020

Brown breeded 

The act of raping and killing someone.

i heard that you brown breeded her

Brown breeded by OHToshi February 28, 2022

brown paper bag test 

An actual test, along with the so-called ruler test in common use in the the early 1900s among upper class Black American societies and families to determine if a Black person was sufficiently white to gain admittance or acceptance. If your skin was darker than a brown paper bag, you did not merit inclusion. Thousands of Black institutions including the nation's most eminent Black fraternity -- Phi Alpha Phi, Howard Univiersity, and numerous church and civic groups all practiced this discriminiation. The practice has 19th Century antecedants with the Blue Blood Society and has not totally died out.

Zora Neal Hurston was the first well known writer to air this strange practice in a public. The practice is now nearly universally condemned (at least in public) as being an example of "colorism". Particularly cogent modern day critiques can be found in Kathy Russell's "The Color Complex", Tony Morrion's "The Bluest Eye" (an Ophrey Book Club choice) and Marita Golden's "Don't Play in the Sun." The best known send-up of the pactice, however, is Spike Lee's scathing and hilarious 1988 movie, "School Daze."

"Though the brown paper bag test is antiquated and frowned upon as a shameful moment in African-American history, the ideals behind the practice still lingers in the African-American community" -- Rivea Ruff, BlackCollegeView.Com

brown paper bag test by Bill Peters August 19, 2006