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kids these days 

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.
Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.
kids these days by Shawn B. May 31, 2003
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Just kidding! 

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.
"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"
Just kidding! by I hate preps. August 29, 2005
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swallowing kids 

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".
My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.
swallowing kids by Lindsay October 6, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler 

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.
I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!
Kiddie Fiddler by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

Kids in Sandbox 

Term used to describe a popular video on the internet where a guy sticks a dildo up his penis.
"My neighbor was performing 'Kids in Sandbox' on himself!
Kids in Sandbox by Dan-Man2 September 8, 2005

Anal Kidney Punching 

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood
guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

ghetto kids 

Low income children who live in poor urban neighborhoods with high crime rates. They usually congregate in the middle of the street to do whatever it is they do, sometimes blocking traffic.
Look at all these friggen ghetto kids in the street, they better move out of my way.
ghetto kids by Adrock July 14, 2004