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cracksmacker

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It's a pimp that likes to fuck with prostitutes addicted to crack.
"Boy here's goes Tyrone, he's cracksmacker in case you don't know"
by panickzzz August 28, 2018
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Crankdraft

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"He had this crankdraft that people are happy and sad at the same time."
by Sonatinas March 3, 2019
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Crankerdoodle

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When your dog steps on your pp and it twist around then becomes a churro and then coby brian slam dunks a foot ball into idubz face and then you take your pet cat to dog school and your pet lizard gets fat and eats Mr. K.
Awww digity darn Ive got me a crankerdoodle yum :)
by catunga April 14, 2019
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Crackspiracy

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The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.
“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.
by $portez June 6, 2019
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crank the cradle

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Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Cracksnaggler

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Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .
Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...
by Davedale August 4, 2019
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crank flip

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In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.
"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"
by TheRockButWithLessMuscles August 31, 2019
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